Na Zamyslenie
1. Vieš, že človek, ktorý sa zdá duševne silný, je v skutočnosti citlivý a slabý? 2. Vieš, že tí ktorí trávia svoj čas tým, že chránia ostatných, potrebujú najviac, aby ich niekto chránil? 3. Vieš, že tri veci, ktoré je najťažšie povedať, sú: Mám ťa rád, prepáč mi, pomôž mi ? 4. Vieš, že ludia, […]
Viccek
Egy reggel a férj kinéz az ablakon és így szól: “Te Ica, ma lehet, hogy menne a dolog.” “Milyen dolog?” “Hát a dolog. Ma menne, nem látod? Gyönyörű szép nap van odakint.” “És?” “Süt a nap, meleg van, a madarak énekelnek meg minden. Gyönyörű nap. Szép nap.” “Mi a fészkes fenéről beszélsz Lajos!?” “Ne izélj […]
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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds […]
Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt’s sister Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband […]
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The […]
