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Sorry if I haven’t emailed for a while, my car needed washing AGAIN. I went to the car wash and had to have them REWASH THE CAR 3 times! THEY KEPT MISSING SPOTS!! So, if you don’t hear from me for a week or so… You’ll know where I am… ll ll ll ll ll […]
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. ‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’ The puzzled father looks at his […]
And all along I thought Exlax was the best…… If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: “My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, […]
Pani učitelka povídá dětem: “Děti a nyní mi řekněte větu, kde je slovo čelo.” Přihlásí se Mařenka a povídá: “Tatínek hraje na čelo.” Paní učitelka ji pochválí a říká. “A nyní aby to slovo tam bylo dvakrát.” Přihlásí se Anička a říká: “Tatínekhraje na čelo a violončelo.” “A nyní děti, aby to slovo tam bylo […]
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’ ‘Not yet,’ she replied.
Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their ‘mark’ (or intended target) With a show of friendliness , the fourth — the eldest — sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly rifle […]