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A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s side [...]
New “Spread the Wealth” pencil sharpener. Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms. Be watching for it in your mail box!
- Apu, hogy mondják angolul a pápát? – Goodbye. Két székely az erdőben: -Idesapám igaz, hogy ebben az erdőben nem lehet eltévedni? Idesapám? IDESAPÁM! – Képzeld, három év együtt járás után Béla végre beszélt a házasságról. – Tényleg, és mit mondott? – Hogy a feleségét Beának hívják és van három gyerekük. A róka jön ki [...]
Seniors………………… Pay attention!!! Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 70. Now he’s 97 years old and we still don’t know where he [...]
I can’t believe this was done by a teenager! There is a huge rock near a gravel pit on Hwy.25 in rural Iowa. For generations, kids have painted slogans, names, and obscenities on this rock, changing its character many times. A few months back, the rock received its latest paint job, and since then it [...]
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other [...]
It was my first time ever And I’ll never forget I’d do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her [...]