Human Body
*It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. *One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). *The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb. *Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. *A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. *There are about one trillion bacteria […]
Test Your Knowledge
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Breeding Bulls
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, […]
Spring Classes for Men
Spring Classes for Men at the ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Thursday, June 26th of this year NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays, Step by Step, with Slide […]
Silver Hair
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I’ve aged, I’ve become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I’ve become my own friend. I don’t chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or […]
Letter to Dad
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling […]
Sometimes It Pays To Be Old
No-one believes seniors. . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the […]
I Was Told…
…. The person who did this was Jack Benny…. You have to read this it is absolutely beautiful! Get your Kleenex ready! Each year he sent her roses, And the note would always say, ‘I love you even more this year, Than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, With […]
Thought of the Day
An exemplary person helps bring out what is beautiful in other people and discourage what is ugly in them. A petty person does just the opposite. Confucius
