Let’s Say I Break Into your House!?
Your House A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country, protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the […]
One Patient Cat
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Man of Few Words
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she […]
Wondered Why America’s Economy Fell Off the Cliff?
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN INIDA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN CHINA). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN […]
Tények, megállapítások
Amióta kikapcsolom lefekvés előtt a mobilom, azóta utolérhetetlen vagyok az ágyban. Senki se lehet tökéletes… Belőlem is hiányzik a hiba . Sétálunk, sétálunk egy kocsmába becsücsülünk, fröccs. Ha az esküvőn a menyasszony anyja az ÖRÖMANYA, a menyasszony apja az ÖRÖMAPA, akkor a menyasszony az ÖRÖMLÁNY? Van Tesco gazdaságos óvszer, csak előbb ki kell enni belőle […]
Thought of the Day
Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
