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Sámuel elmegy az Izraeli Bankba. – Jó napot, Sámuel! – köszönti őt tisztelettudóan a bank alkalmazottja. – Jó napot. Azért jöttem, hogy 1$ hitelt kérjek. -1$-t ?? De Sámuel, hisz ezt minden probléma nélkül levonhatjuk az ön bármelyik számlájáról. – Nem, én hitelbe kérek 1 $-t, amit egy hónapon belül megfizetek. Ha nem kapom meg [...]
BUZZARD If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6′ x 8′ and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of 10-12′. Without space [...]
* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!” [...]
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: – ‘No good in a bed, [...]