Twee Blanken en een Marokkaan
Blanke 1 : mijn vrouw heeft zo’n grote borsten dat mijn handen te klein zijn om ze helemaal vast te nemen Blanke 2 : mijn vrouw heeft zo’n lange benen dat als ik haar om 7 u begin te kussen vanaf haar voeten ik maar om 8 aan haar navel ben. Marokkaan : mijne vrouw […]
Reverend Fun
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little John the Baptist Matt. 18:4-5 “Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. ” Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed Him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat […]
Send a Prayer…
Prayer wheel for our soldiers… please don’t break it. When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say the following prayer for our troops around the world… ‘Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for […]
Damn Ass
Most parents wonder if they taught their sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life. You know what I mean . . .don’t run with a knife, don’t stick beans in your nose, don’t lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might […]
Why We Need Mirrors
This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS!!! twirl in front of the mirror before leaving the house.
Quelle est la Chose la Plus Rapide?
Quelle est la chose la plus rapide au monde ? L’Anglais a dit: *Moi, je dirais que c’est la pensée, puisque la pensée est immédiate. Le Français a dit: *Moi, je dirais que c’est la lumière car il est prouvé que rien ne bat la vitesse de la lumière. Le Belge a dit: *Moi, je […]
Thought of the Day
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
