Holy Email
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he sent an angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it’s bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, […]
Women’s Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they […]
André Rieu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG8quu2sQ2Y&feature=related
Viccek
– Ön férjnél van ? – Nem,hét éve özvegy vagyok. – Gyereke van? – Igen, egy négy éves és egy két éves. – De hisz a férje hét éve meghalt? – Ó igen,de én élek. Egyik barát szörnyülködve meséli a másiknak. – Képzeld a vasárnapi ebéd főzése közben vettük észre a feleségemmel,hogy elfogyott a krumpli. […]
Thought of the Day
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Albert Einstein
