Thought of the Day
Choose to make a great day!
Boobies
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Did I make a spelling mistake? Oh My Goodness! So what did you think you were going to see…… it’s HALLOWEEN time!! Geesh! Have a happy Halloween
Hendrik en de Psychiater
Hendrik en de psychiater. ‘Ik heb een probleem, dokter. Iedere keer als ik naar bed ga, denk ik dat er iemand onder zit. Ik ben bang en ik denk dat ik gek word.’. ‘Kom een jaar lang in behandeling bij mij,’ zegt de psychiater. ‘Kom drie keer per week op therapie, en dan zullen we […]
Cell Phone Chargers in the Car
IT IS IMPORTANT NOT TO LEAVE YOUR PHONE CHARGER PLUGGED INTO AN OUTLET IN YOUR HOME OR CAR. Hi All, As some of you may know, we had a pretty scary incident recently. Attached are pictures of what remains of our 2007 Suburban. We are all okay but I wanted to warn everyone not to […]
Thought of the Day
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. Charles Swindall
In the Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his […]
Thought of the Day
People don’t care how much you know, until they know how much you care.
Minnesota Fan
We Packer fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Minnesota fan we see strutting down the street, with that obnoxious purple and gold “Viking” on their shirt and/or hat. We would swerve our vehicles as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along with my wife, I saw a […]
Let’s Play Together..
This is Harder Than You Think… (It’s really not that hard…) RULES: COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO AN EMAIL. ERASE MY ANSWERS, ENTER YOURS, SEND IT ON TO 10 PEOPLE (THEY SHOULD SENT THIS BACK TO YOU). USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS. THEY HAVE TO […]
