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For $100:
Q. What is the name of the Russian Space Station that crashed and burned on reentry?
A. Oy Veys Mir

For $200:
Q. How does a Jewish woman call her family to dinner?
A. “All right, everybody get in the car.”

For $500:
Q. Who is Israel’s favorite Internet provider?
A. Net-an-yahoo.

For $1,000:
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.

For $2,000:
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?
A. Debbila Does Windows

For $4,000:
Q. What is the technical term for a Jewish woman who catches her husband in the act with his secretary?
A. “The Plaintiff.”

For $8,000:
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A. “Nyah Nyah, Your Mother pays retail.”

For $16,000:
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.

For $32,000:
Q. What do Jewish women do to keep their hands soft and nails long and beautiful?
A. Nothing.

For $64,000:
Q. Define “Genius.”
A. A “C” student with a Jewish mother

For $250,000:
Q. When should a Moyel retire?
A. When he can’t cut it anymore.

For $500,000:
Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A. A fur coat.

For $1,000,000:
Q What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother?
A. The accent