Ever Seen a Hairy One Before?
Have you ever seen one like this? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Calm down… cursor down . . . . . . . . . . It’s just… …a Panda baby!!! What were you thinking???
Phone Calls
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs […]
Mommy Names Kid..
How would you pronounce this child’s name? She spells her name….. “Le-a” So. How would YOU pronounce her name? Leah? ………NO. Lee – A? ……NOPE. Lay – a? …….NOT A CHANCE. Lei?……………NICE TRY…BUT… GUESS AGAIN! This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. […]
Attitude Test
A man is seeking to join the Brisbaine Police Force. The Sergeant doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.” Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six […]
Thought of the Day
The blessings for which we hunger are not to be found in other places or people. These gifts can only be given to you by yourself. They are at home in the hearth of your soul. John O’Donohue
