1/ If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…. does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
2/ Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
3/ If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
4/ What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
5/ I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks… so, I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use… Toothpicks?
6/ Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
7/ As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words, ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells THEIRS?