You Worry Me!
Excellent read – please take the time! The paper stated today that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. The following is a letter from a pilot. This well spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is […]
Computer Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Jaden, the 9 year Old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Jaden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?’ He replied, ‘It […]
Friendship Message
People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But, people will NEVER forget how you made them feel. It’s “Friends Day” – Send this to all your good friends..
Lady’s Yearly Examination
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked.. “135, I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I said.. The nurse checked and saw that […]
Emploee of the Month
We’ve all talked to this guy… At Last… A Picture of Him. Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’ Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’ The manager said, ‘Make […]
Cardiologist’s Funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life… A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled […]
Thought of the Day
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
