A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
Archive for June, 2010
Thought of the Day
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010Thought of the Day
Tuesday, June 29th, 2010I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
Blame it on the Dog
Monday, June 28th, 2010
Thought of the Day
Monday, June 28th, 2010If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
Thought of the Day
Sunday, June 27th, 2010A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.
Mohandas Gandhi
Constipation Relief
Saturday, June 26th, 2010I received this medical tip from a friend; thought it might help you, too.
If you’re bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
“My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, and Chris Dodd.
If that doesn’t scare the crap out of you, then you are probably
destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
Carnation Milk Add 65 Years Ago
Saturday, June 26th, 2010A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with ‘Carnation Milk’ is best of all.
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, ‘Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!’
Her add read:
Thought of the Day
Saturday, June 26th, 2010I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they are really there because they’re good or there because they’re lucky.
Katharine Hepburn
Mood Buttons You Can’t Wear at Work
Friday, June 25th, 2010
This is Absolutely True for Me too…
Friday, June 25th, 2010 
I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
