Archive for August, 2010

Three Handsome Dogs

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, ‘The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.’

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, ‘I love liver and cheese.’

‘Oh, how childish,’ said the Poodle. ‘That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.’

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says ‘How well can you do?’

‘Um I HATE liver and cheese,’ blurts the Golden Retriever.

‘My, my,’ said the Poodle. ‘I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.’

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, ‘How about you, little guy?’

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says:

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Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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You Think You Have Problems With Transportation?

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
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Politically Incorrect

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

You know things are bad when even the cartoonists make fun of such things!

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Think about this: If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone — YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up!

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5 Perces Menedzsment Tanfolyam

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

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Thought of the Day

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the
way its animals are treated.”
Gandhi

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Ideas ~ Gondolatok ~ Myšlienky ~ Ideeën ~ Les Idées

Monday, August 30th, 2010
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Sculptures from Tree Trunks ~ Sculpturen van Boomstammen ~ Sochy zo Stromových Kmeňov ~ Fatörzs Szobrok ~ Les Sculptures des Troncs d’Arbre

Monday, August 30th, 2010
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Moral of the Story

Monday, August 30th, 2010

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,
began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
Janie, do you have a story to share?’

”Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t
break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

”Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What
did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

“Stay away from Mommy when she’s been drinking.”

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Whole Foods – an Eye Opener

Monday, August 30th, 2010

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch this! Maybe all the $$ we all spend at Whole Foods is REALLY not worth it!!

This is a short you tube video about the fresh produce sold in Whole Foods.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=JQ31Ljd9T_Y

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Talking Dog

Monday, August 30th, 2010

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.

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