Your Age by Chocolate Math
Don’t tell me your age; you’d probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is neat. DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out! This is not […]
Divorced Barbie
DIVORCED BARBIE DOLL! One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, […]
Building Permit
I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It’s 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets, and a loud outside sound system. It has parking for 200 old cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The King City Council told me no way! […]
Thought of the Day
“Never allow someone to be your priority while you’re just their option.”
