DIVORCED BARBIE DOLL!
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,
‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’
The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
Divorced Barbie for $265.95′.
The amazed father asks:
‘Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer,
one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.