My Life Would Be Different If…
For those who love their pets IF I DIDN’T HAVE A DOG OR CAT….. I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn’t sound like a kennel. […]
Chlapeček v Skříni
Muž odejde do práce a žena si přivede domů milence. Její malý syn přijde neočekávaně domů, uvidí milence s matkou a tak se schová do skříně a sleduje. V tom přijde domů i manžel. Žena vyskočí a aniž by si všimla ve skříni svého syna ukryje svého milence do téže skříně. V tom se chlapeček […]
Funny? or Sad?…
…you decide… This is straight forward country thinking – Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. […]
The “Fix”
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg, Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, Please find below my suggestion for fixingAmerica’s economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money […]
Thought of the Day
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift… The hangover comes the day after. Joyce Brothers
