Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.
Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
In other news…. we all remember when KFC offered a “Hillary”meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.
Now, KFC is offering the “Obama Cabinet Bucket”. It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit.
Just keeping you up to date.
There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Kaddafi are dead.
Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
As you open your pockets for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind
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The American Red Cross
President and CEO Marsha J. Evans
salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses
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The United Way
President Brian Gallagher
receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.
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UNICEF
CEO Caryl M. Stern
receives $1,200,000 per year
(100k per month) plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE
Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause.
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The Salvation Army’s Commissioner
Todd Bassett receives a salary of only $13,000 per year (plus housing)
for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.
…. 96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause
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The American Legion National Commander receives $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
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The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander
receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
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The Disabled American Veterans National Commander
receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
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The Military Order of Purple Hearts National Commander
receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
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The Vietnam Veterans Association National Commander
receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’
The kid says “I have no f**king idea!”
WHY? BECAUSE THEY CAN!!!!!
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/09/19/cut-poison-burn.aspx
