Posts Tagged ‘Amen’

Christian Jokes

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

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Little John the Baptist

[Matt..18:4-5
"Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me."]

Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”

Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”

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New Twist on ASAP

Saturday, March 12th, 2011

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Remember that ASAP means “Always Say A Prayer”. Please do not break. Just 27 words..

“God, our Father, walk through my house and take away all my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my family in Jesus name, Amen.”

This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people including me. Do not break or ask questions. Does God come first in your life? If so, stop what you are doing & send it to 12 people now. Watch what He does!

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Keep the Candle Going

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Cancer is a strange cell.

You can go along for years in remission

And then one day it pops its head up again.

If you ever have it you will never be free of it.

Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.

A SMALL REQUEST…

93% won’t forward, but I’m Sure You Will.

A small request…..Just one line

Dear God,

I pray that You will guide someone to find a cure for cancer.

Amen

All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.

Even if it’s only to one more person.

In memory of anyone you know who has been

Struck down by cancer or is still living with it.

A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.

Please Keep This Candle Going

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I Was Told 15 Years Old Kid Wrote This

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

I hope this kid got an A+ on his paper.

by a 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA

New Pledge of Al Legiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)!

Since the Pledge of Al Legiance and the Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore, because the word ‘God’ is mentioned….. a kid in Arizona wrote the attached….

NEW School prayer:

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.

It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong..

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

If you aren’t ashamed to do this, Please pass this on..

Jesus said,
‘If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’

Not ashamed. Pass this on.

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Paintings of Christ

Saturday, September 25th, 2010

At the end of this page it tells you how to score 100. Enjoy the pictures as you scroll down.

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I’m not ashamed . . .
He is the only one that can save this country and they want him removed from the government.

Our great nation will not stand if we delete HIM from all aspects of our government as the atheists want.

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Jesus Test

Jesus said, ‘if you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you
before my Father.’

This is the simplest test.
If you Love God, and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he has done for you, send this to friends & family.

A prayer for you

Concentrate on this Sentence “To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did. When God takes something from your grasp, He’s not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to
receive something better.” Concentrate on this sentence… “The will of
God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.”

JUST 27 WORDS.
GOD OUR FATHER, WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES; AND PLEASE WATCH OVER AND HEAL MY FAMILY IN JESUS’ NAME..
AMEN

God Bless!

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An Other Candle for Cancer..

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

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Cancer, a strange cell. Going along for years in remission and then one day it pops its head up again. If you have ever had it you will never be free of it. Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.
A SMALL REQUEST…

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93% won’t forward, but I’m Sure You Will……..

A small request….. Just one line

Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer.
Amen

All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
Even if it’s only to one more person.
In memory of anyone you know who has been struck down by cancer or is still living with it.
A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle..
Please Keep This Candle Going
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Pray if You Want To!

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

Enjoy,
Didn’t know if any of you had read this before? If not, would you read it, this was GREAT!!

YES it’s TIME to TAKE AMERICA BACK WITH PRAYERS TO GOD.

AMEN to what Andy said!!

CBS and Katie Couric must be in a panic and rushing to reassure the White House that this is not network policy.

Folks, this is the year that we RE-TAKE AMERICA & CANADA

********* Get Ready *********

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Keep this going around the globe. Read it and forward every time you receive it.. We can’t give up on this issue.

Andy Rooney and Prayer

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Andy Rooney says:

I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but I’m not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don’t agree with Darwin , but I didn’t go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution.

Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what’s the big deal? It’s not like somebody is up there reading the entire Book of Acts. They’re just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.

But it’s a Christian prayer, some will argue.

Yes, and this is the United States of America and Canada, countries founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect — somebody chanting Hare Krishna?

If I went to a football game in Jerusalem , I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer.

If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad , I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer.

If I went to a ping pong match in China , I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha.

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And I wouldn’t be offended. It wouldn’t bother me one bit.

When in Rome …..

But what about the atheists? Is another argument.

What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We’re not going to pass the collection plate. Just humour us for 30 seconds. If that’s asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer!

Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don’t think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world’s foundations.

Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying.

God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well, just sue me.

The silent majority has been silent too long. It’s time we tell that one or two who scream loud enough to be heard that the vast majority doesn’t care what they want. It is time that the majority rules! It’s time we tell them, “You don’t have to pray; you don’t have to say the Pledge of Allegiance; you don’t have to believe in God or attend services that honour Him. That is your right, and we will honour your right; but by golly, you are no longer going to take our rights away. We are fighting back, and we WILL WIN!”

God bless us one and all…Especially those who denounce Him, God bless America and Canada, despite all our faults We are still the greatest nations of all. God bless our service men who are fighting to protect our right to pray and worship God.

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Let’s make 2010 the year the silent majority is heard and we put God back as the foundation of our families and institutions. And our military forces come home from all the wars.

Keep looking up.

InGodWeTrust

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Find Cure for Cancer

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

I received this from a dear friend who survived a breast cancer by having invasive surgery. Please pass this on.

Thank you!

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A small request.. Just one line.
Dear God, I pray for a cure for cancer. Amen.

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Favor

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

THIS IS PRETTY NEAT.. 93 % won’t forward

A small request.

Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer. Amen

93% WON’T FORWARD THIS, WILL YOU?

ALWAYS REMEMBER:

“WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND”

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