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Thursday, September 30th, 2010
Three Handsome Dogs
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, ‘The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.’
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, ‘I love liver and cheese.’
‘Oh, how childish,’ said the Poodle. ‘That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.’
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says ‘How well can you do?’
‘Um I HATE liver and cheese,’ blurts the Golden Retriever.
‘My, my,’ said the Poodle. ‘I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.’
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, ‘How about you, little guy?’
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says:
Liver alone. Cheese mine.
World’s Biggest Hamburger
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Weighing in at 185lb, this monstrosity sells for 499$ at Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA. Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake the bun big and the burger is baked for 15 hours before it is topped with cheese, lettuce and tomato and wheeled out into the restaurant on a trolley.
What’s for Lunch?
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read:
Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Chicken Sandwich $2.00
Hand job $5.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men.
‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. ‘Can I help you?’
‘I was wondering,’ whispered the man, ‘are you the one who gives hand jobs?’
‘Yes?’ she purred seductively: ‘I am.’
The man said: ‘Then would you please wash your hands – I would like a cheese sandwich.
A luxury lunch for one person
Monday, July 6th, 2009New diet!! We should try it!
(grated cheese)
Ziploc Omelet
Monday, July 6th, 2009Very Interesting
This is so cool! How do people come up with these clever ideas?
ZIPLOC OMELET
(This works great !!! Good for when all your family is together. The best part is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!)
Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag with permanent marker.
Crack 2 eggs (large or extra-large) into the bag (not more than 2) shake to combine them.
Put out a variety of ingredients such as: cheeses, ham, onion, green pepper, tomato, hash browns, salsa, etc.
Each guest adds prepared ingredients of choice to their bag and shake. Make sure to get the air out of the bag and zip it up.
Place the bags into rolling, boiling water for exactly 13 minutes [we did 15 minutes]. You can usually cook 6-8 omelets in a large pot. For more, make another pot of boiling water.
Open the bags and the omelet will roll out easily. Be prepared for everyone to be amazed.
Nice to serve with fresh fruit and coffee cake; everyone gets involved in the process and a great conversation piece.
Imagine having these ready the night before, and putting the bag in boiling water while you get ready. And in 15 minutes, you’ve got a nice omelette for a quick breakfast!!!
