Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine.. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute. I […]
If you don’t pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer! don’t worry you don’t have to pass it on
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Jaden, the 9 year Old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Jaden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?’ He replied, ‘It […]
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… Helllloooo!!!……. bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…… box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours…. power went out!!! May Tried to make […]
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are […]
I’m Not Able to Answer Any Emails ~ Nem Tudok Válaszolni az Emailjeimre ~ Ik Kan Geen Emails Beantwoorden ~ Nemohu Odpovědět na Žádné Emaily
US – Something came down on my computer and my mouse disappeared! H – – Valami rá esett a compjuteremre és az egerem eltünt! NL – Er is iets op mijn computer gevallen en mijn muis is weg! CZ
I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you’re sitting at your computer and if you’re OK… Yup, there you are and you look great! Just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you.