While she was ‘flying’ down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’ To which […]
It never hurts to re-post tips like these…. Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone […]
THIS YOUNG GUY WAS GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WELL OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHEN A PATROLMAN PULLED HIM OVER. THE COP WENT UP TO THE DRIVER AND TOLD HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING WRONG AND THEN NOTICED SOMETHING STRANGE LOOKING ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. HE ASKED THE FELLA, “WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE”? “WHY, […]
GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT… One Sign You’re Driving Too Fast……… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We […]
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, ‘Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.’ ‘Oh, […]
One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there […]