Posts Tagged ‘Golden Retriever’

Three Handsome Dogs

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, ‘The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.’

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, ‘I love liver and cheese.’

‘Oh, how childish,’ said the Poodle. ‘That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.’

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says ‘How well can you do?’

‘Um I HATE liver and cheese,’ blurts the Golden Retriever.

‘My, my,’ said the Poodle. ‘I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.’

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, ‘How about you, little guy?’

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says:

chihuahua

Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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Golden Retriever

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Golden Retriever pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

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I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, ‘Now you stay. Do you hear me?’
“Stay! Stay!”

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, ‘Why don’t you just put it in “PARK”?!!!!!

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Story about a Golden Retriever

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395276,00.html

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