Posts Tagged ‘IQ’

Can You Pass This Test?

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Sylvester&Tweety

Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety. (wait for it. It’s worth it)… AFTER Tweety is caught, scroll down…

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BugsBunny

This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?

0-2 seconds = there’s hope for you
2-5 seconds = having a bad day?
5-10 seconds = are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds = remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds = it is recommended that you don’t breed
30 sec-1 min = you probably can’t read this anyway, so why bother?
1-2 min = the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min = good afternoon Jessica Simpson
5 min -1 hr = dead people score in this range
1 hr plus = Congratulations! You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot…

HEY, DON’T BLAME ME.. YOU SHOULD KNOW SYLVESTER NEVER CATCHES TWEETY…

GOT YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…now go on a forward it to another of your unsuspecting friends. You know you want to!

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A Bar Joke

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,

“What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, ”168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious…So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

“What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Kokannee, and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, ”Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says,……

“So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

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