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Posts Tagged ‘Jesus’
Jesus ~ Ježiš ~ Jézus
Saturday, September 10th, 2011Church Signs
Monday, July 11th, 2011
Christian Jokes
Saturday, March 26th, 2011
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Little John the Baptist
[Matt..18:4-5
"Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me."]
Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”
Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”
New Twist on ASAP
Saturday, March 12th, 2011Remember that ASAP means “Always Say A Prayer”. Please do not break. Just 27 words..
“God, our Father, walk through my house and take away all my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my family in Jesus name, Amen.”
This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people including me. Do not break or ask questions. Does God come first in your life? If so, stop what you are doing & send it to 12 people now. Watch what He does!
This Explains it All..
Wednesday, January 26th, 2011
I Was Told 15 Years Old Kid Wrote This
Saturday, January 15th, 2011I hope this kid got an A+ on his paper.
New Pledge of Al Legiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)!
Since the Pledge of Al Legiance and the Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore, because the word ‘God’ is mentioned….. a kid in Arizona wrote the attached….
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong..
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
If you aren’t ashamed to do this, Please pass this on..
Jesus said,
‘If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’
Not ashamed. Pass this on.
Biblical Farside
Monday, November 1st, 2010
Paintings of Christ
Saturday, September 25th, 2010At the end of this page it tells you how to score 100. Enjoy the pictures as you scroll down.
I’m not ashamed . . .
He is the only one that can save this country and they want him removed from the government.
Our great nation will not stand if we delete HIM from all aspects of our government as the atheists want.
Jesus Test
Jesus said, ‘if you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you
before my Father.’
This is the simplest test.
If you Love God, and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he has done for you, send this to friends & family.
A prayer for you
Concentrate on this Sentence “To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did. When God takes something from your grasp, He’s not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to
receive something better.” Concentrate on this sentence… “The will of
God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.”
JUST 27 WORDS.
GOD OUR FATHER, WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES; AND PLEASE WATCH OVER AND HEAL MY FAMILY IN JESUS’ NAME..
AMEN
God Bless!
Jesus and the Mud Puddle
Monday, August 2nd, 2010JESUS & THE MUD PUDDLE
(You gotta believe a 6 year old)
Howard County Sheriff Jerry Marr got a disturbing call
one Saturday afternoon a few months ago.
His 6-year-old grandson, Mikey, had been hit by a car
while fishing in Greentown with his dad.
The father and son were near a bridge
by the Kokomo Reservoir when a
woman lost control of her car,
slid off the bridge and hit Mikey
at a rate of about 50 mph.
Sheriff Marr had seen the results of accidents
like this and feared the worst.
When he got to Saint Joseph Hospital ,
he rushed through the emergency
room to find Mikey conscious and in fairly good spirits.
‘Mikey, what happened?’ Sheriff Marr asked.
Mikey replied, ‘Well, Papaw, I was fishin’ with Dad,
and some lady runned me over,I flew into a mud
puddle, and broke my fishin’ pole and I didn’t get to catch no fish!’
As it turned out, the impact propelled Mikey about
500 feet, over a few trees and an embankment and in
to the middle of a mud puddle.
His only injuries were to his right femur bone,
which had broken in two places.
Mikey had surgery to place pins in his leg.
Otherwise the boy is fine.
Since all the boy could talk about was
that his fishing pole was broken,
the Sheriff went out to Wal-Mart and bought
him a new one while he was in surgery
so he could have it when he came out.
The next day the Sheriff sat with Mikey
to keep him company in the hospital.
Mikey was enjoying his new fishing pole
and talked about when he could go fishing again
as he cast into the trash can.
When they were alone Mikey, just as matter-of-fact, said,
‘Papaw, did you know Jesus is real?’
‘Well,’ the Sheriff replied, a little startled..
‘Yes, Jesus is real to all who believe in him
and love him in their hearts.’
‘No,’ said Mikey. ‘I mean Jesus is REALLY REAL.’
‘What do you mean?’ asked the Sheriff.
‘I know he’s real ’cause I saw him,’ said Mikey,
still casting into the trash can.
‘You did?’ said the Sheriff.
‘Yep,’ said Mikey. ‘When that lady runned me over
and broke my fishing pole, Jesus caught me in his arms
and laid me down in the mud puddle.’
GIVES YOU GLORY BUMPS, DOESN’T IT? !
GOD WILL DO THE REST
I asked the Lord to bless you
As I prayed for you today
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way
His love is always with you
His promises are true
And when we give Him all our cares
You know He will see us through
So when the road you’re traveling on
Seems difficult at best
Just remember I’m here praying
And God will do the rest.
Pass this to people you want God to bless
and don’t forget to send it back to
the one who asked God to bless you first.
FAITH IS NOT BELIEVING THAT GOD CAN….
IT IS KNOWING THAT HE WILL!
School Prayer
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010I hope this kid got an A+ on his paper.
BY A 15 yr. Old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)!
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore, Because the word ‘God’ is mentioned….. A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer:
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the state.
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong..
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
If you aren’t ashamed to do this, please pass this on..
Jesus said, ‘If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’
