Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.
Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.
In other news…. we all remember when KFC offered a “Hillary”meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.
Now, KFC is offering the “Obama Cabinet Bucket”. It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit.
Just keeping you up to date.
The next Jackie-O? I don’t think so. This is so sad and embarrassing!!! You would THINK that she would have someone ‘dressing’ her with ALL THE STAFF she has!!!…as they say in the south, “Bless her heart”, but….
Nice bra . . .
UGH! And I don’t mean UGGS!
I like the chef’s attire better!
The peacock dress?
The pinata dress?
The difference between class and lack of . . .
Getting off of Air Force One
The “I wanna look like my pre-teen daughter” dress and leggings
The black widow . . . We ALL remember this one!
Gag
How to not wear a thong
And that BELT!
Left to right – Princess Letizia of Spain, French First Lady Carla Bruni and, yep, you guessed it. The End. No literally . . . The end! (Although I wouldn’t want my photo taken from behind next to those other two either! But my dress would be more appropriate!)
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,
‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,
‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy..
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
“Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy.’
THANK YOU…
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs only $11,500 per hour to operate Air Force 2 and each additional plane for the other members of our party group. These are only rough estimates, but they are close (who’s counting?). That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Will write more from Martha’s Vineyard where we will spend our sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends.
Cordially,
M. Obama
It was what she considered fitting to honor and welcome the Spanish Prime Minister. They were to attend an outdoor Fiesta Concert celebrating Hispanic musical heritage. To each his own. Can you believe this? How did those people on either side of them keep a straight face? Is she the pinata?
Quick, get me a stick!
And she thinks she’s the next Jackie Kennedy?
As any American knows, we place our right hand over our heart when we recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
And for anyone who thinks this may be a “mirror-image” picture, please note the wedding rings on the ring fingers of their LEFT HANDS and the RIGHT side of the “Messiah’s” suit coat where the buttons are.
These two can’t possibly be Americans!
The 2009 White House Christmas tree is an 18.5-ft. Douglas fir. It was grown in Shepherdstown, W.Va.
The tree is lit with environmentally friendly LED lights and decorated with more than 800 ornaments from previous White House Administrations.
The theme of the decor is “Reflect, Rejoice and Renew.”
The ornaments on the Douglas fir in the Blue Room were sent to community groups around the country for refurbishing, with instructions to decorate them with favored American landmarks. They now honor the Statue of Liberty and the Kennedy Space Center, among others.
These two Fraser firs are decorated with red ribbons and cranberries and stand in gilded Versailles boxes.
First Lady Michelle Obama enters the Grand Foyer to speak to the press about the decorations.
White House pastry chef Bill Yosses stands next to a gingerbread house that is covered in white chocolate and weighs 390 lb.
The gingerbread White House includes a replica of the First Lady’s vegetable garden.
Inside the gingerbread house is a cutout revealing a dining room with a working chandelier and furniture made of chocolate.
A tiny candy version of Bo, the Obamas’ dog, is crafted from marzipan.
The National Christmas Tree, situated on the Mall, also features energy-efficient lighting, consuming 6,000 watts (vs. 18,000 last year). It was lit by the Obamas in an official ceremony on Dec. 3, 2009.
Bonnie & Clyde:
Godfather:
Gone With The Wind:
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre:
The Wizard of Oz:
The Wizard of Oz:
It’s A Wonderful Life:
“Bill thought he was the President, too.”
