Posts Tagged ‘Taxes’

Maxine is Questioning the Health Care

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Let me get this straight . . . .

We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care
Plan we are forced to purchase and
Fined if we don’t,

Which purportedly covers at least
Ten million more people,
Without adding a single new doctor,
But provides for 16,000 new IRS agents,

Written by a committee whose chairman
Says he doesn’t understand it,

Passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but
Exempted themselves from it,

And signed by a President who smokes,

With funding administered by a treasury chief who
Didn’t pay his taxes,

For which we’ll be taxed for four years before any
Benefits take effect,

By a government which has
Already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,

All to be overseen by a surgeon general
Who is obese,

And financed by a country that’s broke!!!!!

‘What the hell could possibly go wrong?’

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Are YOU Part of the Problem?

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Our great grandfathers watched as his friends died in the Civil War, our fathers watched as his friends died in WW II, and we watched as our friends died in Vietnam, and the middle east.

None of them died for the Mexican Flag. Everyone died for the U.S. flag.

Recently, here in Texas, a student raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole; another student took it down. Guess who was expelled…the kid who took it down!

Kids in high school in California were sent home recently on Cinco de Mayo because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!

The below e-mail message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America. We’ve bent over to appease the America-haters long enough.

I’m taking a stand.

I’m standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the U.S. flag can’t stand up…

…and SHAME on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

A Map Of My Country: Let me make this perfectly clear!

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THIS IS MY COUNTRY!

And, because I make This statement DOES NOT MEAN I’m against immigration!!!

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY! Welcome! To come through legally:

1. Get a sponsor!
2. Get a place to lay your head!
3. Get a job!
4. Live By OUR Rules!
5. Pay YOUR Taxes!
6. Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants have in the past!!!
AND
7. Please don’t demand that we hand over our lifetime savings of Social Security Funds to you.

If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

When will AMERICANS STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS???

We’ve gone so far the other way… bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN CITIZEN that’s being offended!

WAKE UP America!!! eyeswithglasses

If You agree…. Pass this on. If You don’t agree.. Delete It!!!

ThankyouEagle

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

Let me get this straight.

We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

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Politically Incorrect

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

You know things are bad when even the cartoonists make fun of such things!

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Think about this: If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone — YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up!

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Palestinian Garbage Truck

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

This is a captured Palestinian garbage truck from Gaza.

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The truck is set up to fire 9 Kasem rockets and then drive off innocently. The note pasted on the drivers door says In case of traffic violations, please contact The Palestinian Authority. The Israelis have evidence of ambulances and emergency vehicles set up the same way.

Doesn’t it make you feel all “warm and fuzzy” that Obama just gave the Palestinians 400 million dollars from your taxes? SmileyAngry

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Maxine Sums up the Health Care Bill

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

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Let me get this straight. We’re going to be gifted with a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also hasn’t read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

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A Tax “Repeat”

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per gallon/litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
— and in 2010 the HST

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in “Hell” happened?

Can you spell ‘politicians’?

I hope this goes around AMERICA/CANADA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!

GO AHEAD – - – be a American/CANADIAN !!!!!!!!!!

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To Pee or Not to Pee

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

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Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem with). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my question: Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT —- doing drugs while I work.
Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could call the program “URINE OR YOU’RE OUT”!

Pass this along if you agree or not if you don’t. Hope you all will pass it along, though. Something has to change in this country – AND SOON!

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P.S. Just a thought, all politicians should have to pass a urine test too!

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How Many Zeros in a Billion?

Friday, January 29th, 2010

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it’s releases.

1.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

2.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

3.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age…

4.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

5.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

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While this thought is still fresh in our brain… let’s take a look at New Orleans… It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number… what does it mean?

A.
Well… if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.

B.
Or… if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or… if you are a family of four… your family gets $2,066,012.

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Washington , D. C – HELLO! Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration T ax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt…
We had the largest middle class in the world…
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell ‘POLITICIANS’?!

And I still have to press ’1′ for English.
I hope this goes around the U S A at least 100 times!!!

WHAT the HECK HAPPENED?????

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So True…

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

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Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official:
‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?’
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.
‘When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.’
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. ‘Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.’

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