Posts Tagged ‘Toilet’
Wednesday, June 15th, 2011
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Queen Elizabeth and
Dolly Parton
die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created,
and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.’
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, ‘OK, your Majesty, you may go in.’
Dolly is outraged and asks, ‘What was that all about? I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and
you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?’
‘Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven,
a Royal Flush
Beats a Pair – No Matter How Big They Are.
Tags: Angel, Dolly Parton, God, Heaven, Queen Elizabeth, Royal Flush, The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven, Toilet
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Tuesday, December 7th, 2010
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP.
THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.. BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE ‘DOODY’ YET.” MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”
BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”
Tags: Book, Boy, Head, Hitting, Ketchup, mom, Read, Son, Toilet
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Monday, August 30th, 2010
Tags: Bed, Glas, Glass, Gondolatok, Ideas, Ideeën, Le Lit, Les Idées, Myšlienky, Pohár, Postel, Toilet, WC
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Wednesday, May 19th, 2010
…is down the drain!
Tags: Cat, Hajzl, Kocour, Toilet
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Saturday, February 27th, 2010
When I went to the men’s room in the Schiphol Airport when we got to Amsterdam, I saw the fly and did my darnest to ‘wash’ it down the drain…. but failed.. I figured the fly had super glue foot pads!!!
Now I know why it was there!
Who says you can’t potty train a man?
Tags: Airport, Amsterdam, Fly, Schiphol, Toilet
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Sunday, June 14th, 2009
Husband says: When I get mad at you,You never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet…
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush…..
Tags: Anger, Husband, management, Toilet, Toothbrush, Wife
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