Farmer and the Boy
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of […]
Ole, the Business Man
Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Minot, ND , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To […]
The Statue of Liberty under construction – remarkable photographs
The New York Public Library has recently unveiled some extraordinary pictures of the Statue of Liberty under construction. Take a trip back in time and see extraordinary behind the scenes images of the creation of this superlative structure. A giant is formed. The sheer scale of the statue under construction can be seen here, in […]
Thought for the Day
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t.
The Water Bowl
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to […]
The United Way
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give […]
I think you’re the father of one of my kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels […]
Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical!
We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I’m lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the […]
How would you like this?
YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE. THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER’S LOUNGE. BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!! IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ……. And had a few drinks!!! AND ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A HIGH RISE…….. AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM… You open the door… NOW, REMEMBER THE FLOOR IS […]
