Dlhé, ale Dobré Vysvetlenie…
Manželka príde skôr domov ako sa predpokladalo a nájde svojho manžela v spálni pri súloži s mladou atraktívnou slečnou. Veľmi sa rozčúlila. ” Ty si sviňa bez rešpektu ” kričí na muža. ” Ako sa to opovažuješ podvádzať mňa, vernú manželku a matku Tvojich troch detí! Opúšťam Ťa. Dám sa ihneď rozviesť!” Manžel odpovedá: ” […]
Thought of the Day
Opportunity dances with those who are ready on the dance floor. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Ziploc Omelet
Very Interesting This is so cool! How do people come up with these clever ideas? ZIPLOC OMELET (This works great !!! Good for when all your family is together. The best part is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!) Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag […]
Az Öt Ujj
Egy gazdag zsidó bankár fia nősül. Az esküvő előestéjén magához hivatja fiát egy apa-fiú beszélgetésre. “Simon, fiam, most döbbenek rá, hogy soha nem beszélgettem el veled… Holnaptól a feleségeddel fogsz élni, mégis csak jobb, ha tudsz bizonyos dolgokról. Például, ismered a kéz öt ujját?” “Hát persze, apám! Van a hüvelyk ujj, mutató ujj, nagy ujj […]
Thought of the Day
Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.”
The Wedding Gown That Made History
Lilly Friedman doesn’t remember the last name of the woman who designed and sewed the wedding gown she wore when she walked down the aisle over 60 years ago. But the grandmother of seven does recall that when she first told her fiancé Ludwig that she had always dreamed of being married in a white […]
This Will Make You Smile Even if it’s a Made Up Story…
GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE….. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT’S A TRUE STORY…. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO WALK ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON: “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND”, WERE TELEVISED […]
Lorena Bobbit’s Nursery
But will they bloom??? I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry. I wonder if they come in different colors. I wonder about the fragrance? I wonder if they’re cheaper by the dozen. I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water. I […]
De Non
Een non moet erg dringend en loopt een café binnen. Er speelt muziek en er wordt druk gepraat,terwijl af en toe de verlichting van het café voor drie tellen helemaal uitgaat en dan gelijktijdig een luid entoesiast hoera-gejuich weerklinkt. Bij het binnenkomen van de non wordt het even stil. De non stapt snel door naar […]
