Holy Email
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. […]
Questions to God from the Dog
TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear […]
Amazing Talent and Patience
If you think setting up dominoes takes talent; take a look at this… EGGS ONE SNEEZE AND IT’S “SCRAMBLED EGGS”.
Guinness book of Records ~ Guinness Book des Records
The smallest man in the wold meets woman with the longest legs. He Pingping, 20 yrs old, originally from Mongolia is 74.61 centimeters tall and Russian Svetlana Pankratova, 36 yrs old, 1 meter 96 centimeters tall with legs that measure 132 centimeters, met at the Trafalgar Square in London to present the new record for […]
Tento Nemá Chybu…
Otec sa vracia z práce a vidí ako jeho deti sedia v pyžamách pred domom a hrajú sa v blate s prázdnymi škatuľkami od pizzy a číny, ktoré sú rozhádzané po celej záhrade. Vrátka na ulicu sú otvorené dokorán, práve tak aj dvere od auta, vo vnútri leží pes čerstvo vyváľaný v blate a nikde […]
Thought of the Day
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Dennis Wholey
Thought of the Day
Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation. Charlotte Bronte
The Real Truth About Jose Illegal
You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”. Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California . Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash […]
Thought of the Day
If your mind can conceive it you can achieve it. Napoleon
Thought of the Day
I can’t imagine going on when there are no more expectations. Dame Edith Evans
