Clean Can Be Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. ********************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She […]
E-Mooning
We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by : ) : ( Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’ Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy […]
Bloemen Voor U
Ik heb liever één roos en één lief woord van één vriend(in), terwijl ik hier nog ben, dan een hele auto vol, als ik er niet meer ben !!! Stuur het door aan je vrienden. Ken je het gezegde niet? Maak plannen voor morgen, maar leef vandaag!!! Pluk de dag terwijl je nog kan!!! Geluk […]
White Doves
Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church.. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new spouse stand shoulder to shoulder, each with a […]
‘Mama’ Pigeon and 2 Bunnies
These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well. Noah is a non-releasable, one-legged homing pigeon in a rehab for animals. Noah kept going over to the bunny cage and looking in… […]
The Frog & Golf
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’ The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]
Big Dog, Small Dog..
Be nice to others because . . . Time will make a difference! One day, you may not be the ‘BIG DOG’!? Just the old dog……
