Mommy’s Little Girl
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Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his […]
Man are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES: If Debbie, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Debbie, Kate and Sarah. If Don, Bill, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Don, Bill, and John will each throw in $20, even […]
Nevessünk
Hogyan lehet víz segítségével fényt csinálni? – Meg kell mosni az ablakot. – Mi van a macska fején? – Cirmos cica haj. – Hogy készül a gyerek? – Leül az asztal mellé, és megírja a leckéjét. – Hogy hívják az alattomos masinát? – Számító gép. – Miért zümmögnek a méhek? – Mert nem tudják a […]
Don’t Stretch After Jogging
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Candyman
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER…. …..THIS IS THE ONE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh
Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse… I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient. Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than the a AAA battery. […]
On the Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said ‘I am a Father.’ The little boy replied ‘My Dad doesn’t wear his collar like […]
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was […]
