Children’s Science Exam Answers
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down […]
Esthetische Verrichting
Een vrouw wil zich laten opereren, want ze vindt dat haar Vaginale lippen te groot zijn. Ze vraagt aan de dokter om de verrichting, geheim te houden: “Ik wil niet dat het iemand weet.” “Mevrouw, wij zijn gebonden aan beroepsgeheim.” Na de operatie, ziet de vrouw, 3 rozen naast het bed op het nachtkastje staan. […]
Funny Message
Can’t eat Beef – – – Mad cow….. Can’t eat chicken – – – Bird flu… Can’t eat eggs – – – Salmonella… Can’t eat pork – – – Fears of trichinosis… Can’t eat fish – – – Heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat… Can’t eat fruits and veggies – – – […]
Ole, the Business Man
Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Minot, ND , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To […]
The United Way
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give […]
I think you’re the father of one of my kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels […]
Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical!
We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I’m lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the […]
Grandparents are Special
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, ‘But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!’ 2. My young grandson called the other day […]
This is Incredible
THIS IS INCREDIBLE… Read all the Numbers… Slowly and in Order!! Be Careful not to MISS ANY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 l l l l l l l l […]
