An Elderly Couple
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We […]
Why Outsourcing Jobs Doesn’t Work
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, health care, government health insurance, the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card debt….. I called the Suicide Hotline. Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a […]
Walking Eagle
President Barack Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, since he has now become the President.. HE referred to his career as a […]
Little Tony
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, ‘Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the […]
Heslá Dňa, Týždňa, Roku.. Možno aj Storočia..
Nikdy nesúper s blbcom. Stiahne Ťa na svoju úroveň a tam Ťa prevalcuje svojimi skúsenosťami…. Ak máš nádhernú manželku, očarujúcu milenku, ak vlastníš skvelé auto, ak nemáš problémy s daňovým úradom, ak vždy, keď vyjdeš na ulicu svieti na teba jasné slnko a ľudia sa na teba usmievajú… je čas skončiť s narkotikami. Čo z […]
The Pastor’s Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not […]
