Prostate Exam
A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, ‘I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are […]
Please, Have a Coffee on Me..
Just cause it’s so hard for me to take you out for a coffee… have one on me…. Enjoy 1. CLICK ON THE LINK (BELOW) 2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE 3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK 4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY 5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY! to start click: http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf
Rövid de Jó
– Akarsz sokat keresni? – Igen. – Akkor jól elbújok.
Heslá Dňa
Ak ste dobrý, hodia na vás všetku prácu. Ak ste naozaj dobrý, dokážete sa jej zbaviť! Všetci za jedného, jebem na všetkých!!! V živote sa treba pre niečo zapáliť… V krematóriu už bude neskoro. Ženy síce vedia predstierať orgazmus, no muži vedia predstierať celý vzťah… NEBER DROGY! Nikdy nikomu neber drogy! Šťastie nezávisí od peňazí. […]
Idiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING #1 My daughter and I went through the McDonald ‘s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a […]
Gentlemen, Look For the Right Insurance!!
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. ‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?’ The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: ‘I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, […]
The New Physician
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘You think I’ll live to be 90?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer […]
What Religion is your Bra?
Hope this will give you a chuckle, have a good day!! A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.’ ‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. ‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more […]
