Larry’s Proverbs
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, […]
Egy Kis Gyüjtemény
Kamillából kamilla-tea, húsból húsleves, barackból baracklekvár, de miből készül a cigánypecsenye? Kerüld a csokoládét! Összemegy tőle a ruhád! Nekem a szex már munka, de én szeretek dolgozni! Ha a szavazástól bármi változna – betiltanák! Annyi adóssága van, hogy az APEH is bejelölte ismerősnek az iwiw-en. A TIGRIS hosszú folyó, de az Euf rátesz. Nem vívok […]
Why Men Don’t Write Advice Columns
Dear Brian, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to […]
The Loving Husband
A man had two of the best seats at the FA Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he says, “the seat is empty.” “This is incredible!” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat […]
In a Sex Shop
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you’ll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter […]
God Bless Little Old Ladies
If you don’t laugh at this one you need to lighten up! It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there […]
At the Doctor’s Office
I’m sure you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctors’ offices on everything from tissues to exam table cover paper. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize… – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – One of our doctor buddies e-mailed back: ‘If the light stays […]
Székely viccek
A légy sétál a fiával egy kopasz ember fején és így szól: – Látod fiam, amikor én még olyan kicsi voltam mint te, akkor itt még csak egy keskeny gyalogút volt. Székely házaspár ül a lócán… Asszony mondja: – Szeretsz-e még engem? Sosem mondod… Férj mondja: – Egyszer megmondtam. Ha változás lesz, szólok! A nap […]
Politically Incorrect…
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, ‘Male or female?’ Customer says, ‘Female.’ Counter guy asks, ‘Black or white? Customer says, ‘White.’ Counter guy asks, ‘Christian or Muslim?’ Customer says, ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’ Counter guy says, ‘The Muslim […]
