Dog for Sale
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch! Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood […]
Idiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING #1 My daughter and I went through the McDonald ‘s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a […]
Thought of the Day
When men speak ill of you, live so that nobody will believe them. Plato
Thought of the Day
Don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. General George S. Patton
Can You Recognize Them?
Angelina Jolie . . . . . . . Bjork Britney Spears . . . . . . . . Bruce Willis Cher . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Christina Aguilera Demi Moore . . . . . . . . . . Drew Barimore Elton John […]
A ‘Feel Good’ Story for All
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder […]
Mom’s… so True (for most Moms)
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, ‘I’m tired, and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed’. She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, […]
A Man With Guts
I know I posted this one before, I like it so much, I’m posting it again…………. America, Canada, all Europe….. needs a President like this. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd – Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in […]
