Wedding Ceremony
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How do these people survive?
These will make you wonder… ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only […]
Her Day in Court
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a […]
Animals are the Best!!
NO, I’m not going to the VET!! This beats the heck out of bunk beds! Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!! Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed.. I have an OUWEE! What do you mean, ‘I look a […]
Thought of the Day
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Don’t Mess with the Old Folks
Doctor’s Office and a SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.. He gave her […]
