Charity
I just had a yet another call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to screw off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!!
I Admire This Man…
Below is a link to You Tube Video of a Christian Comedian who is a quad and didn’t lose his sense of humor!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3HnUfqCBfc
Thought of the Day
” Never confuse movement with action .” Ernest Hemingway
Little Alex
PRICELESS One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood […]
Rozdíl Názoru o Sexe
Ze života MANŽELKA: Přijde ráno žena do práce a zasněně se chlubí kolegyním: -“Tedy, holky, já jsem tak nádherně unavená, mi se po včerejším večeru ani nechtělo vstávat. Představte si,po tolika letech manželství, to tedy bylo…. Nejdříve tříhodinová předehra, pak dvě hodiny krásného milování a pak si manžel se mnou ještě hodinu povídal…..” MANŽEL: Přijde […]
Thought of the Day
“Knowledge is easy to gain, wisdom is much harder. Much harm has come from those who don’t know the difference…”
Blonde and the Mail
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… Helllloooo!!!……. bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…… box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours…. power went out!!! May Tried to make […]
Cash for Clunkers
Very interesting! A clunker that travels 12,000 miles a year at 15 mpg uses 800 gallons of gas a year. A vehicle that travels 12,000 miles a year at 25 mpg uses 480 gallons a year. So, the average Cash for Clunkers transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year per car. […]
Thought of the Day
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. Francis Bacon
Thought of the Day
“It is not how much you do, but how much love you put in the doing.”
