Thought of the Day
Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit. Baltasar Gracian
Senior Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my husband said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned him. ‘You mean […]
Thought of the Day
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it. Agatha Christie
Thank You to You All…
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public toilet door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the […]
A Brilliant Answer
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’ She replied, ‘$200.’ To […]
If You “Tear Up” Go Ahead, Who’s Watching?
In Calgary, Alberta a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer […]
Thought of the Day
Nobody can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it. Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Thought of the Day
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. Dr. Seuss
