A Jewish Christmas Story
The teacher was very curious about how each of her students’ celebrated Christmas Eve “Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?” she asked. Patrick addressed the class. “Well Miss, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we […]
Pencil
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’ When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. […]
The Buttocks
U will love this story!!!!! A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on […]
Thought of the Day
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. Mother Theresa
Bianca Ryan
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Christmas at the White House
The 2009 White House Christmas tree is an 18.5-ft. Douglas fir. It was grown in Shepherdstown, W.Va. The tree is lit with environmentally friendly LED lights and decorated with more than 800 ornaments from previous White House Administrations. The theme of the decor is “Reflect, Rejoice and Renew.” The ornaments on the Douglas fir in […]
A Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital […]
German Parking Garage
How’s this for an engineering feat? In Munich, Germany STATE OF THE ART GERMAN PARKING GARAGE COOL!!! This is pretty amazing! Can you imagine how all this operates? How do they lock each car in its cubicle for safety? WHO CARES? NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD GET IN IT HERE. (But believe me, […]
