A Winter Statistic
98% OF AMERICAN’S SAY: ‘OH SHIT’ BEFORE GOING INTO THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM ALASKA, AND THEY SAY: ‘HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!’
An Angel for You and Your Friends..
I know you may not care for these too much, but you should read this. It will only take a minute. . . . . . Angel in a Box . . . . . I normally don’t publish these mushy things, but there was just something about this one that I had to share […]
The Wisdom of Our Time
It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “smart”? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. A fool and his money can throw […]
Nepečený Zákusok
Pokojne by sme ich mohli nazvať i “zdravou minerálovou bombou”, lebo obsahujú všetky dôležité látky na podporu výbornej krvotvorby. Vylepšíte si nimi nielen hladinu železa, ale i hladinu vápnika, ktorú len málokto z nás má v poriadku. Už roky učím všetky ženy, že tento jednoduchý nepečený zákusok by nikdy nemal chýbať v našej hladničke. Jeho […]
Pink Glove Dance
Hope it makes you smile……… Emily (MacInnes) Somers, created, directed and choreographed this in Portland last week for her Medline glove division as a fundraiser for breast cancer awareness. This was all her idea to help promote their new pink gloves. I don’t know how she got so many employees, doctors and patients to participate, […]
Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt ‘s sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her […]
It’s Happening Everywhere – All over America
It will happen to all of us… . . . . You’re driving along just minding your own business, when all of a sudden – without any warning, This Dick In A Truck pulls out right in front of you…… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . […]
The Simple Joys of Being a Man
Men Are Just Happier People: 1/ Your last name stays put. 2/ The garage is all yours. 3/ Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4/ Chocolate is just another snack. 5/ You can be president. 6/ You can never be pregnant. 7/ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear […]
