Thought of the Day
The secret of success is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. Benjamin Disraeli
Old Man Humor
< A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly […]
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Let Me See if I Understand All This…
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY…. IF YOU GO INTO CHINA ILLEGALLY, YOU’RE CONSIDERED A SPY AND GET HARD PRISON TIME. IF YOU GO INTO GERMANY ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A HEFTY FINE, WORK IT OFF OR […]
Something Else to Worry About
I’m not really concerned about swine flu. Here’s my concern: • 3years ago Chinese calendar year of the cow… Mad Cow disease. • 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . . Avian flu. • This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu. Next year is the […]
Puns – All Puns Intended…
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic […]
Helpful Hints
Peroxide, who knew? (safer and healthier than bleach) This was written by Becky Ransey of Indiana (a doctor’s wife), and I want to share it with you. She was over recently for coffee and smelled the bleach I was using to clean my toilet and countertops. This is what she told me… I would like […]
Thought of the Day
What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him. Louis L. Mann
Yellow Shirt
The yellow shirt had long sleeves, four extra-large pockets trimmed in black thread and snaps up the front. It was faded from years of wear, but still in decent shape. I found it in 1963 when I was home from college on Christmas break, rummaging through bags of clothes Mom intended to give away.. ‘You’re […]
