The Vibrator
As a woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: ‘What in the world are you doing?’ The daughter replied: ‘mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as […]
Thought of the Day
Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don’t have any problems, you don’t need any seeds.
Letter to Mom & Dad
Dear Mom & Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for […]
The Lonely Brain Cell
. . . . . . . . . . Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty.. ‘Hello?’ She cried, but no answer. ‘Is there anyone here?’ She cried a little louder, […]
Street Gangs in Helena, Montana
Its gangs like these that the people of Helena have to put up with. A bit different from the problems in other cities… It proves that every State has their own “unique” gang problems. They roam the streets and yards night and day….. and you CAN NOT (legally) shoot them… [I think it’s wonderful they’re […]
Thought of the Day
The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. Williams James
Do You Know Him? ~ Znáte Ho?
READ THE TEXT FIRST! Do you know what BATMAN looks like? Do you know what SUPERMAN looks like? Do you know what SPIDERMAN looks like? Do you know what IRONMAN looks like? … the answer probably is yes, isn’t it … Do you know what a PENISMAN looks like? NO??? Take a look, then! ~ […]
