Did You Know…
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, […]
Thought of the Day
Never let the brain idle.. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’
How Smart is Your Right Foot?
This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopedic surgeon…. This will confuse your mind […]
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Thought of the Day
We have complete control over how we graciously accept the lessons of life! Now isn’t that something to celebrate?
Zásady Dobrej Gazdinky
1) Okná umývam málokedy, pretože milujem vtáky a rozhodne nechcem, aby si zbytočne rozbíjali hubu. 2) Podlahu nevoskujem, pretože myslím na bezpečnosť svojich hostí. 3) Hmyz mi nevadí. Každý chrobák má meno a súhlasí so všetkým, čo poviem. 4) Jarné upratovanie nerobím. Mám rada všetky ročné obdobia a nechcem, aby tie ostatné žiarlili. 5) Neplejem […]
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, […]
Your This Year’s Medical Test
Here is how to tell if your feet stink, Keep on scrolling down. Must have been pretty bad, Huh? Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you’re healthy and will be around longer . MEDICAL TEST STARE INTO THE CAT’S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS … Then Scroll Down How long did […]
Donkey Story
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his […]
Na Eiffelovce
Stoji takhle na Eiffelovce Francouz, Američan, Čech a cigán. Najednou amík začne z ochozu vyhazovat štosy bankovek a říká: “My v Americe toho máme spoustu”. Po něm přijde Francouz a začne z ochozu vylívat litry a litry šampanského vína a říká: “My ve Francee tocho tady máme spoustú”. Cigán se podívá na Čecha a povídá […]
