Is my Dog Minority?
I signed my dog up for free health care… Do you think he’s eligible? He’s black, lazy & has no frigging idea who his Daddy is…
Thought of the Day
It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see. Thoreau
Halloween Story
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in […]
Bad Editing
You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or…? Hmmm…. airplanes in the Trojan War? Bows, arrows, … and cell phones in the olden days? Wow! In those days,… Adidas? Hmmm…. branded Pirate! but not as stupid as…… OR THIS ???????? No comment …………
How to Make Profit..
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.” Curtis & Leroy […]
Only a Mother Would Know
Cup of Tea One day my mother was out, and mydad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I […]
R o l e x
The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said: “I wanna watch”
Zopár na Zasmiatie
1) Mladík se přitoči ku krásnej slečne a hovorí: – Slečna, nie som síce záhradník, ale vám by som ho tam s chuťou vsadil. Slečna si ho prezrie a vraví: – Nie som síce sliepka, ale myslím, že by som ho tam zniesla. 2) Súloží Fero s Marou. Keď sa urobí, Mara mu vraví: – […]
America the Beautiful
Video of the 50 states ~ it’s awesome! When you click on the link below an outline of the United States will appear and frame all of the pictures slowly, in a slide type presentation. Put your speakers on to go along with the mood that is created. This is better than Good . . […]
