Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don’t […]
Australia
These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humor… (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, […]
The Old Paths
I liked the old paths, when Moms were at home. Dads were at work. Brothers went into the army. And sisters got married BEFORE having children! Crime did not pay; Hard work did; And people knew the difference. Moms could cook; Dads would work; Children would behave. Husbands were loving; Wives were supportive; And children […]
Kríza Tela
Mozog zvolal na zasadnutie všetky orgány tela a hovorí: Je kríza, musíme niečo zlikvidovať kvôli šetreniu… Zlikvidujeme pľúca, lebo sú dve. Ale fajčiar hovorí NIE! Tak možno ľadviny, lebo sú dve… NIE, hovorí pijan – mne sú potrebné obidve. Vstane penis a hovorí: no, ak je už taká kríza, možno ja by som sa mohol […]
Can You be Fooled?
In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6 pairs. Look closely, then pick left or right to identify the guy. (Answers are at the end. Don’t cheat!) A N S W E R S All of them are […]
An Iowa “Boy”
John Gebhardt works at the Cargill plant in Eddyville, Iowa. Wouldn’t it be fitting if this went completely around the world! This needs to make headline news… not some of the other junk that makes the news these days! Like the Beer Summit … celeb weddings … celeb funerals … who’s not wearing undies etc. […]
Thought of the Day
You cannot tailor make your situation in life, but you can tailor make your attitudes to fit those situations. Zig Ziglar
New Use for Windex
I haven’t checked ‘snopes.com’ to see if this actually works or not… But they say: If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first. It’ll keep you from streaking. Have a Great Day!
