The Potty
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO […]
Thought of the Day
Person, who wants to talk to me, can’t listen to himself only. Raabe
An Elderly Couple
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We […]
Sixteen Girls on One Bike
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Why Outsourcing Jobs Doesn’t Work
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, health care, government health insurance, the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card debt….. I called the Suicide Hotline. Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a […]
Two Choices
What would you do?…. you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would […]
Thought of the Day
Never allow someone to be a priority while allowing yourself to be their option. Chuck Palahniuk
